CAPTAIN AMERICA, THAT WANKER

Now that news of Captain America's death has been picked up by CNN and other major news media, I guess we won't be seeing much of Cap for quite some time, unless Marvel wants to risk its reputation by bringing him back so quickly. But for sure, he'll be back – you know how superhero comics are. There's always a mistaken identity, a robot clone, or a parallel multiverse symbiote alibi waiting around the corner. In the meantime, someone (word is The Punisher, or former sidekick Bucky a.k.a. The Winter Soldier) will have to fill in for the monthly. Enjoy the year or so break, Steve Rogers.